I've discovered it's bad to do all of the following in a single tax year:
- Get married
- Relocate to a different state (including tax-deductible moving expenses)
- Operate two different home offices
- Sublet an apartment in a Cooperative
- Have tuition expenses
- Change jobs (but not at the same time as relocating)
- Have enough 1099 income to be deemed "self-employed"
- Have not-reimbursed business expenses, including travel and asset depreciating equipment
- Be enrolled in a managed fund with a high volume of stock transactions
- Compensation via a not-tax-exempt federal grant