So I have power back for the most part, but it looks like the refrigerator in fact did not survive the episode.
Came home early because I feel like crap. Going to lay down for a while.
On the bright side, apparently it's now legal in North Carolina for me to live with a woman without being married to her. Go civil liberties!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/07/20/cohabitation.law.ap/index.html