No Parking Zone

Should my friends or family want to come visit me, I've provided these convenient directions:

1. Proceed West on 35th Street
   
2. Blow through the red light at 5th Avenue, taking the bumper off of a cab
   
3. Cause a towncar to swerve out of the way onto the sidewalk
   
4. Pull up to the front of the building. Don't worry about the poles supporting the awning or the two concrete planters.